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Molly spread the napkin across the dashboard of the sedan. Look at the blueprints, Bill. The target is a six-year-old's birthday bash. Bill squinted at the drawing. Blueprints? You drew this on a grease-stained napkin from the diner. It is a tactical sketch, Molly snapped. The cake is the epicenter. We strike during the singing of Happy Birthday. We are stealing toys, Molly. Not the Crown Jewels. Don't be naive, she whispered. Do you know what a mint-condition vintage holographic Charizard goes for on the black market? I thought it was just a party, Bill sighed. It is a goldmine of plastic and plush! Now, the infiltration. I will enter through the dog door. You are five-foot-eight. You are not fitting through a dog door. I have been stretching, Molly insisted. You will handle the diversion. What diversion? You will trigger the piñata, she explained, her eyes gleaming. While the children are in a sugar-induced frenzy fighting over candy, we swoop in, bag the presents, and vanish into the hedges. The hedges are three feet tall, Bill pointed out. Tactical crouching, Bill! Get with the program. And what about the parents? There will be adults there. Distracted by mimosas and the sheer horror of twenty toddlers in one room, Molly said. They will not see a thing. What if someone sees us? Then we deploy the smoke bombs. Smoke bombs at a six-year-old's party? Bill looked horrified. It adds dramatic flair. Now, let us discuss the getaway vehicle. Please tell me it is not the ice cream truck again. It is the perfect camouflage! Who suspects an ice cream truck at a party? Everyone! Bill yelled. It is the only thing they want! Exactly. We blend in. Now, do you have the burlap sacks? I have two laundry bags. Will that work? Acceptable, Molly conceded. But if there is a giant teddy bear, we might need a dolly. I cannot believe I am doing this. Stop whining and start practicing your innocent party guest face, Molly commanded. Bill made a face that looked more like he had swallowed a lemon. Terrible, she sighed. Just blend in and don't touch the cake. Wait, we can't eat the cake? Focus, Bill! The mission comes first. Wait, what about the dog? Bill asked. The neighbor mentioned a Doberman. A mere distraction, Molly dismissed. I have a bag of premium organic beef jerky. He will be too busy negotiating his soul for a snack to notice us. I still think this is a low point for our careers. It is a strategic pivot, Bill. Now, put on the oversized polo shirt. We leave in five.