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Molly peered through the high-powered binoculars at the sprawling suburban backyard. Sunlight glinted off a mountain of foil-wrapped loot piled squarely on a mahogany table. Bill shifted behind her, his knees cracking like dry kindling. See that, Bill? A literal feast of birthday spoils. Do you see the one with the blue ribbon? That is almost certainly a limited edition gaming console. Or a very heavy toaster. Either way, we are eating like kings tonight. Bill squinted past her shoulder, rubbing his temple. It is a party for seven-year-olds, Molly. There will be clowns. I have a deeply irrational fear of clowns. They have too many teeth and their shoes are scientifically impossible. Focus, Bill. We are not here for the clowns. We are here for the spoils. The perimeter is guarded by an inflatable castle and a very distracted golden retriever. If we hit the fence, drop in, and scoop the presents, we could be out before the cake even hits the table. What if they catch us? These parents look like they belong to a neighborhood watch association that practices tactical maneuvers on the weekends. I saw a man in a beige sweater measuring the lawn earlier. That is suspicious behavior. That is just suburban malaise, not a tactical threat. We go in at the signal. When the clown starts the balloon animal segment, you snag the pile. I will handle the distraction. What kind of distraction? Please tell me it does not involve you wearing a costume. I have a smoke pellet and a very loud whistle. A whistle? That is your big heist-grade distraction? You are going to blow a whistle at a bunch of hyperactive children? We will be swarmed. I will be tackled by a toddler in a superhero cape. I cannot be taken down by a boy named Hunter. My reputation will never recover. Your reputation is already in the toilet, Bill. You once tried to crack a safe using nothing but a stick of gum and a stern look. Just follow the plan. Do you have the duffel bags ready? I have the bags. But if I get bitten by a hamster or sprayed with juice boxes, I am taking an extra ten percent of the cut. Ten percent? You are lucky I am not charging you for the privilege of working with a professional. Pull your mask up. The clown is finishing the giraffe. It is go time. Wait, are you sure that is a giraffe? It looks more like a deformed noodle. It is a giraffe, Bill. Now shut up and climb. If I break an ankle on this trampoline, I am telling the ambulance that you pushed me. If you break an ankle, I am leaving you as a gift for the birthday boy. Jump.