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Molly adjusted her tactical goggles, which were currently obstructing her view of the suburban driveway. She squinted through the neon pink lenses at the inflatable bouncy castle. Check the perimeter again, Bill, Molly whispered, her voice tight with professional intensity. Bill leaned against the brick wall, struggling to pull a miniature clown nose over his ears. Is the perimeter not the line of sugar-high toddlers and the smell of lukewarm juice boxes? It is a zone of unpredictable chaos, Molly snapped. We need a tactical approach. We aren’t just stealing toys; we are executing a high-stakes extraction of premium assets. What assets? Bill asked, eyeing a pile of brightly wrapped boxes near the patio. The plastic dinosaurs and the generic building blocks? Targeted loot, Molly corrected. We are looking for the high-yield items. Remote-controlled drones, limited edition action figures, and anything containing a battery. Can we talk about the disguise? Bill asked, tugging at his polka-dot bowtie. I feel like a giant, suspicious strawberry. You are the entertainment, Molly said. You distract the parents with bad magic tricks while I slip into the gift corner. Will there even be parents? Bill inquired. It looks like a stampede of sugar-crazed gremlins. That is why we move during the cake ceremony, Molly explained. When the singing starts, the sensory overload will mask our movements. Is that the part where you do the professional slide? Bill asked. I do not slide, Molly hissed. I glide. You slipped on a juice spill last week, Bill reminded her. That was a localized environmental hazard, she muttered. Just tell me the extraction point, Bill said, checking his watch. The van is idling at the end of the cul-de-sac, Molly replied. If we aren't back in ten minutes, we abort. What if I get cornered by a five-year-old? Bill asked, his eyes widening. They are relentless, Molly. They don't play by the rules. Then use the smoke bomb, Molly commanded. The glitter bomb? Bill asked. The pink glitter bomb, Molly confirmed. That’s going to be a nightmare to clean out of my hair, Bill grumbled. A professional accepts all risks, Molly said, checking her gloved hands. Are you ready? Bill took a deep breath and straightened his oversized clown shoes. For the sake of the drones, I am ready. On my signal, Molly whispered. Three. Two. One. Go! Bill stumbled toward the patio, tripping slightly over a rogue party blower. Do I start with the rabbit trick or the disappearing coin? he yelled back. The distraction, Molly yelled, already creeping toward the pile of presents. Just give them the distraction!