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Molly adjusted her night-vision goggles, squinting at the bouncy castle that sat like a deflated accordion on the suburban lawn. Bill checked his watch, the glow illuminating his nervous, twitchy eyes. They stood behind a prickly hedge, smelling vaguely of mothballs and bad intentions. Bill whispered, Did you check the perimeter for tripwires? Molly rolled her eyes and adjusted her gloves. It is a four-year-old birthday party, Bill, not the Louvre. We are dealing with juice boxes, not laser grids. But the parents are wealthy, Bill hissed, clutching his bag of picklocks. Think of the haul. Remote control cars, designer lego sets, maybe even a gold-plated xylophone. I am focused on the pile of envelopes on the kitchen table, Molly said. Cash is king, even in a playroom smelling of wet floor mats and broken dreams. What if a clown is guarding them? Bill asked, his voice cracking with genuine dread. You know they never sleep. They just stare with those painted smiles. If a clown shows up, you kick him in the shin and we run, Molly replied. It is a foolproof plan. Bill nodded slowly, though his hands shook. I hate children. They make everything so sticky. Focus, Molly commanded, pointing toward the sliding glass door. The cake has already been served, which means the sugar crash is imminent. We have approximately ten minutes before the chaos begins or the parents start playing hide and seek. I am still worried about the dogs, Bill muttered. There are no dogs, Bill. It is a suburban cul-de-sac. The most dangerous thing here is your incompetence. I have a reputation, Bill insisted, though he stumbled over a lawn gnome as he stepped out from the shadows. Keep your voice down, Molly hissed, grabbing his collar. If you trip over another garden ornament, I am leaving you for the birthday boy to interrogate. Fair enough, Bill whispered. Are we going in through the doggy door or the kitchen window? The cat flap is blocked by a giant plastic dragon, Molly said. We go through the window. It is left cracked open to let the smell of toddler sweat escape. Smart, Bill said, admiring her cunning. Do you think there will be leftover cake? If you touch the cake, I will personally throw you into the bouncy castle maze, she threatened. We are here for high-value merchandise, not sponge cake with buttercream frosting. Got it, Bill said, pulling a mask over his face. Target acquired. Molly sighed, stepping onto the patio. This feels ridiculous, she said. Professionalism, Bill reminded her, catching his cape on a decorative rosebush. It matters. They crept toward the sliding door. The air inside the house hummed with the remnants of chaotic joy. Molly slid the glass open with the practiced silence of a spider. She slipped into the kitchen, the moonlight revealing a mountain of glittering, colorful boxes waiting for their new life in a pawn shop.