Run: 2026-05-10-01KR927XN21XMAR1QBBG5R7KFY

"Target is the Henderson residence. High-value loot. LEGOs, drones, maybe a rare holographic Pokémon card," Molly hissed, tapping the crayon-drawn map. "Molly, it’s a toddler’s birthday," Bill groaned, leaning back in the getaway van. "The security is basically a bouncy castle and a very distracted nanny." "Don't underestimate the perimeter! There's a clown, Bill." "Clowns aren't sentries. They're just sad men in face paint." "They're unpredictable! One minute it's balloon animals, the next, it's smoke bombs and glitter. We strike during the cake cutting. When the sugar high hits, the guards, the parents, will be totally distracted." "And the exit strategy?" "We blend in. Party hats, juice boxes. We're Uncle Dave and his weird cousin." "I don't look like a Dave." "Tuck in your shirt and act like you enjoy lukewarm pizza. Grab the loot bags!" "Do we get cake?" "Focus, Bill!" "Can I at least wear the propeller hat?" "Only if it covers your shame." "Fine, but I'm stealing a juice box for the road." "Just get the presents!" "Is there a gift registry?" "Don't be ridiculous!" "What if they have a bouncy castle mission?" "Just jump, Bill!"