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Molly leaned over their crumpled blueprint and whispered, “So we climb the drainpipe at midnight, crawl through the playroom window and—Bill, keep your voice down. The whole plan collapses if some parent hears us arguing.” “Fine,” Bill hissed. “But once we’re inside, you grab the big shiny boxes while I swipe the gift cards. Kids scream if anything rattles.” “Exactly, so no rattling. I’ll toss everything into this pillowcase.” She shook the limp bag. “Quiet like Santa in reverse.” “Santas don’t wear ski masks,” Bill said. “They do if they’re allergic to security cameras. Now scoot your foot off the map; you’re smudging the living-room route.” Bill shifted. “Suppose a toddler wakes up?” “We offer her a juice box and bolt. Simple. Any other objections?” “Just one,” Bill muttered, “what if the cake is chocolate? I can’t leave without one slice.” Molly sighed. “Fine, pocket a slice, but only after the presents are in the getaway tricycle.”