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"Did you pack the distraction, Bill?" Molly asked. "Affirmative. Two dozen helium balloons and a juice box siphon," Bill said. "Excellent. Remember, we bypass the bounce house. It is too risky. Last time you got bounced into a rosebush." "That was a structural failure, Molly. This time, I am focused on the prize: Timmy’s unopened Lego sets." "They are on the gift table, guarded by a terrifying clown named Jingles." "Is he actually armed or just wearing oversized shoes?" "Only with squeaky balloon animals. If he twists up a poodle, we pop it. No mercy." "Did you bring the cargo sacks?" "I took two dinosaur themed pillowcases from my nephew. They have excellent structural integrity." "Perfect. But what about the parents?" "They will be sugar crashed and exhausted by three pm. We strike when they light the birthday candles. That is our golden window." "And the primary escape route?" "Through the door. I have already greased the flaps and bribed the golden retriever with high grade liver treats." "You are a criminal mastermind. Those shiny Nerf guns and Barbie Dreamhouses are as good as ours." "Check your secure channels and put your party hat on, Bill. It’s showtime." Molly whispered.