Run: 2026-05-20-01KS25VX82JNN4M4Q1F66YJ51Q

Are we seriously disguising ourselves as barnyard animals, Bill? Yes, Molly, the golden retriever and the pig are the only ways we get past the bouncy castle perimeter. But the tail is itchy, and I smell like damp polyester. Focus. The target is the treasure pile by the balloon arch. Is it mostly Lego? Tell me it is high-end Lego. Mostly Lego, some iPads, and a rumored vintage comic book from the rich uncle. And the getaway vehicle? My Honda Civic is parked behind the sandbox. What about the perimeter defense? Toddlers, Molly. Dozens of highly chaotic, sticky toddlers. Do we have countermeasures? I packed juice boxes and fruit snacks. If they swarm, we dump the contraband and run. Genius. What about the giant inflatable slide? We use it as our primary insertion point. Which one of us has to wear the clown nose? You do, Molly. It distracts from your shifty eyes. My eyes are not shifty, they are calculating. Just put the nose on. Fine, but if I get cake on this fur, you are paying the dry-cleaning bill. Deal. Now, squeak your nose and let us go rob an eight-year-old.