Run: 2026-05-20-01KS260GN81RVEAE0Y43PTRPVX

What is that smell? Is that baby powder, Molly? It is tactical camouflage, Bill. Those seven-year-olds have noses like bloodhounds, especially when they smell fear or sugar. You look like a giant French pastry. Why are we whispering? The bouncy castle is literally exploding with children. Because the targets are in the sunroom, wrapped in sparkly paper. My insider source says one box contains a pristine, factory-sealed vintage toy train. Your insider source is a toddler named Leo who traded the blueprints for a single juice box. Leo has high integrity, Bill. Now, do you have the distraction ready? I have the glitter cannon. But what if we get cornered by the clown? If we see Bartholomew, we go to plan B. You drop the cake, and I grab the train. Why do I have to drop the cake? That is a triple-chocolate sheet cake. It is a work of art. Because chocolate creates a larger hazard area, obviously. Now, pull up your tactical diaper and get ready to run. On three. One, two... Wait, is that the birthday boy? He is looking right at us. Go, go, go! Deploy the glitter, Bill!