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"We need a clown disguise," Molly said. "I hate clowns," Bill replied. "Kids love them. We grab the gifts during the magic show." "What if the magician saws us in half?" "He is a dentist, Bill. Focus. I will juggle. You hold the sack." "A burlap sack? At a birthday party?" "It looks rustic. Just smile and wave." "I cannot smile. My face hurts." "Then wear a mime mask." "Mimes terrify children." "Perfect. They will cry and ignore us. We load the scooter and vanish." "A getaway scooter?" "It is green. We will blend in with the hipster parents." "What about the pinata?" "We smash it first to create a distraction." "With a bat?" "No, with a laser pointer. The kids will go feral." "You are a genius." "I know. Now put on your red nose." "And bring the giant net for the stuffed animals." "Why do they get so many plush toys?" "Because grandparents lack imagination. Just grab the biggest boxes." "What if a box only contains clothes?" "Then we fence them to the orphans." "Orphans do not need designer pants." "We will sell them online to desperate mothers." "Fine, I will drive the green scooter right now, Bill."