Run: 2026-05-27-01KSMEF973FCKJH27FE52AHG3A

"And you're sure this is going to work?" Molly asked, watching Bill tuck a rolled-up chloroform rag into his jacket pocket. "Composition notebook full of candy," Bill said brightly. "Kids love that stuff. What kid wouldn't want to help usher in a magical rainbow fairy." "Chloroforming a bunch of five-year-olds seems like the part where the plan goes off the rails." "Trust the process, Molly. They don't call me 'The Whisper' for nothing." "Is that what they call you? I thought it was 'Bill Who Always Gets Caught'." "Heard that one before. Anyway, I'll go in, do the whole rainbow fairy routine, and by the time they wake up, we're ghosts with their video games and portable electronic devices." "And the gifts they brought?" Molly crossed her arms. "How are you going to explain that?" "Oh, I'm not," Bill said, flashing her a grin. "Present thievery is the verb I answer to right now. Besides, the parents are the real mark. We'll replace the loot with decoder rings and stickers. Who doesn't love a box of chaos?" "You're planning to drug children and deceive their parents. We're terrible people." "That's why they pay us to do this," Bill said, adjusting his wizard hat. "Are we good? The clock's ticking on this arts and crafts theft."