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"Molly, have you lost your mind?" Bill whispered, peering through the small window into the brightly decorated living room. "A children's party? This is our career, not some playground prank." "Relax, Bill. It's the perfect score. The parents are distracted, the kids are sugared up and oblivious, and we walk away with occupational therapy equipment, stuffed animals I can fence for top dollar, and—" she shuffled through her notepad, squinting, "—at least one pair of glow-in-the-dark underpants. Which, incidentally, you're wearing. Try not to trip on them." "These aren't underpants," Bill hissed, adjusting the neon fabric beneath his dark pants. "They're tactical fashion statements. And why am I wearing them again?" "Because you're the decoy! A middle-aged man wearing glow-in-the-dark underwear while waving around a sparkler is the single most ridiculous thing these children will have seen today. While their attention is fixed on you, dancing like a possum on a hot griddle, I'll be inside collecting our bounty." "Dancing? You said I needed to create a diversion not perform at the grand ol' opry!" The party inside was in full swing. Parent's laughter mingled with the cacophonous shrieks of a dozen children bouncing around in oversized balloon animals. A treasure chest dubbed the "present paradise" sat in the corner, nearly overflowing with gifts. Bill ran a hand over his balding spot. "There has to be another way. What if I'm recognized? What if a parent comes over to talk?" Molly patted his arm condescendingly. "That's why you'll be wearing a hat. And a fake mustache. Well, mostly fake. There's a little bit of real mustache hair there somewhere." "Molly..." "I promise, Bill. If we pull this off, we'll have enough for a decent—though still mature—unit at that retirement home you've been eyeing. We can live out our days in comfort, maybe even start a purely legitimate candied apple stand for children." "I don't know," Bill grumbled, pulling at the uncomfortably bright fabric. "This seems desperation reaching for failure." "Let me put it another way." Molly leaned in, her eyes twinkling with mischief. "That treasure chest has a Hello Kitty vacuum inside. A beautiful, top-of-the-line, glitter-free vacuum. If we don't get that, some lucky kid will have quiet carpet days, and we'll have missed our big break." Bill sighed, a sound that carried years of accumulated regret. "Please tell me this is the last time we heist a party." "All except maybe the sweet sixteen برنارد 때문에 where the parents are apparently deaf and its hosted at a "car wash" billboard. I've got my eyes on the prizing there: STEALING... I mean acquiring the car wash prizes." "Oh good grief," Bill muttered, pulling the terrible hat down further. "Let me at least do a roundhouse kick before I start dancing." "No roundhouse kicks, Bill. Just glow, and maybe do the chicken. They love the chicken."