Run: 2026-05-27-01KSMEKKDPRZM2BAEKN3YVZ8NQ

Molly leaned against the brick wall of the community center, chewing on the end of a lollipop she'd swiped from the gas station five blocks away. Bill stood beside her, fidgeting with the ill-fitting collar of his neon striped shirt. "I don't know, Bill," Molly said, her voice dropping to a conspiratorial whisper. "A children's party? That's just lowest of the low." "Lowest?" Bill sniffed indignantly. "This is prime real estate, Molly. These parents are loaded. I counted seven Teslas in the parking lot when I did my recon yesterday. Their kids are basically gift-reception centers on stilts." "Still feels cheap," Molly muttered, eyeing a stroller being pushed past them. "We're jewel thieves, Bill. Sophisticated. The last thing I want is my mug shot next to 'suspected piñata bandit.'" Bill sighed, setting down his backpack of lock-picking tools. "Look, the party starts in twenty minutes. The parents will be distracted, pre-occupied with small talk and baby puree. This is our in. It's quiet, fast, and we walk away with thousands in unwrapped booty." "Unwrapped booty," Molly repeated, rolling her eyes. "You've been watching too many cartoons." "Fine," Bill said, straightening his ridiculous party hat he'd found in the dumpster earlier. "My condensed points: Children are noisy distractions. Parents are clueless. Presents are valuable. Window's cracked. We go in, grab, we go out. What could possibly go wrong?" "Everything," Molly said honestly. "What if there're security guards? What if the kid with the bow tie and attitude decides to test your 'youthful appearance' cover story by asking you to identify simple machines?" Bill adjusted his glasses, blinking rapidly. "Does knowing that a lever is a rigid bar that pivots around a fixed point make me look sufficiently childlike?" Molly stared at him for a long moment before tossing her lollipop into a nearby bush. "This is a disaster," she whispered. "Agreed," Bill nodded, already reaching for his lock picks. "But probably not a boring one."