Run: 2026-05-27-01KSMEVJWBTZ050X6XT0R58GMS

"Bill, we can't seriously be doing this." "It's a children's party, Molly. No security, just balloons and juice boxes. We'll be in and out before the kids even notice the presents are gone." "We're stealing from kids, Bill. On their birthdays. Doesn't that, I don't know, bother you a little?" "It bothers me more that we're broke, Molly. Those presents represent our escape from this rat-infested apartment. Come on, think of it as redistribution of wealth." "At a toddler's birthday? On rock music?" "See? The music is perfect. It'll cover our movements. The birthday boy's already had three slices of cake. He won't even notice we took his remote-controlled car." "His parents might." "He'll get another one. Santa comes twice if you cry enough." "First of all, Santa's not real. And second of all, these children don't even know the value of what they're getting. It's wrong." "It's economics, Molly. Supply and demand. There's a huge demand for money in our apartment, and you just happen to be staring at a massive supply of presents." "I just think we could find a better target." "Listen, we've got two options: starve or become the coolest kids at the birthday party. I'm choosing option three, which is we rob the presents and make a clean getaway before the cake fight starts."