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The blueprints were spread across the kitchen table, weighed down by an empty pizza box and a single rubber chicken. Bill leaned over them, squinting through reading glasses that made him look less like a master criminal and more like a confused librarian. "So this is the perimeter," he said, tracing a crayon line. "Why is it drawn in crayon?" Molly didn't look up from sharpening her grappling hook. "Because someone—and I'm not naming names, Bill—used all the real pens to draw mustaches on my surveillance photos." "They looked better with mustaches." "They were photos of the birthday boy. He's seven." Bill shrugged and adjusted his glasses. The kitchen smelled of burnt coffee and ambition, which was Molly's preferred working environment. She set down the grappling hook and tapped the center of the map, where a lopsided square had been labeled GIFT MOUNTAIN in aggressive capital letters. "The presents go here," she said. "Living room. Stacked by the fireplace like a glittering monument to capitalism and bad parenting." "How many presents we talking?" "Forty kids. RSVP'd. That's forty presents minimum, probably more once you factor in the show-offs who bring two." Bill let out a low whistle. "That's a lot of action figures." "That's a lot of resale value." Molly began pacing, her boots clicking against the linoleum. "We go in during the magic show. Nobody watches the door when a man's pulling scarves out of his sleeve. We grab the loot, load it into the van, and vanish before the cake comes out." Bill held up a finger. "Quick question." "No, you cannot eat the cake." "That wasn't my question." He paused. "But also that's deeply unfair. What about the magician? He sees everything. That's his whole thing." Molly stopped pacing. This was, annoyingly, a good point. She picked up the rubber chicken and stared into its lifeless plastic eyes as though it might offer guidance. "We pose as his assistants," she finally said. "We don't know any magic." "We know how to make forty presents disappear. That's the only trick that matters." Bill considered this, nodding slowly. He pulled the pizza box toward him, flipped the lid, and discovered to his profound disappointment that it was empty. The betrayal on his face was operatic. "Focus," Molly snapped. "Tomorrow, two o'clock. We dress as clowns. Nobody suspects a clown." "Everybody suspects a clown. Clowns are terrifying. That's like saying nobody suspects a man in a hockey mask holding a chainsaw." She paused, hating that he was right twice in one day. It was becoming a problem. "Fine. Party planners. Clipboards, lanyards, the works. We blend in, we case the room, we strike." Bill grinned and stuck out his hand. "Molly, I think this is the dumbest plan we've ever attempted." She shook it firmly. "It's the dumbest plan until next week's plan." "To bad parenting and glittering monuments." "To Gift Mountain," Molly said, and somewhere in the distance, a child began to cry, blissfully unaware.