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Molly spread the blueprint across the hood of the rusted Buick, smoothing its crinkled edges with the reverence of a general surveying a battlefield. The afternoon sun glinted off her oversized sunglasses, which she refused to remove despite being parked in a shadowy alley. "Okay, Bill, focus," she said, jabbing a finger at the paper. "The Hendersons' backyard. Saturday. Fourteen hundred hours sharp." Bill leaned in, squinting. He had a habit of breathing through his mouth when he concentrated, which made him sound like an asthmatic walrus. "This is just a drawing of a bouncy castle," he said. "It's a *layout*. The bouncy castle is here, the snack table is here, and the present pile—" she tapped dramatically, "—is right by the gazebo." Bill scratched his stubbled chin. He'd stolen jewelry, cars, and once, memorably, an entire vending machine. But this felt different. This felt wrong in a way he couldn't quite articulate. "They're seven-year-olds, Molly." "They're *spoiled* seven-year-olds with rich parents. Do you know what kids get these days? iPads. Drones. One of those little electric cars that cost more than my apartment." He had to admit, the electric car was tempting. The plan, as Molly explained it over the next twenty minutes, was elegant in its insanity. Bill would dress as a clown—a profession universally trusted yet universally ignored—and create a distraction near the bouncy castle. Meanwhile, Molly would slip behind the gazebo dressed as a caterer, load the presents into oversized cake boxes, and wheel them out to the van before anyone noticed the cake had legs. "I'm not wearing the clown suit," Bill said. "You already agreed to the clown suit." "I agreed to *a* costume. I assumed it would be dignified." Molly pulled the rubber nose from her jacket pocket and held it up like an interrogator presenting evidence. Bill stared at it the way a man stares at his own mortality. "Fine," he muttered, snatching it. "But if I get hit with a water balloon, I'm walking." "You won't get hit with a water balloon." "Children are unpredictable, Molly. They're tiny anarchists with sugar in their veins." She rolled her eyes, folding the blueprint with crisp efficiency. There was a beauty to the simplicity of it all. No lasers, no vaults, no armed guards. Just frosting, balloon animals, and the trusting naivety of suburban parents who thought a clown was a clown. Bill turned the rubber nose over in his hands, a strange melancholy settling over him. Somewhere in the back of his criminal heart, a tiny voice questioned whether stealing birthday presents crossed a moral line that even thieves shouldn't cross. Then he remembered the electric car. "What time do we get there?" he asked. Molly grinned, sliding her sunglasses down to reveal eyes sparkling with greed and showmanship. She clapped him hard on the shoulder, nearly knocking the nose from his grip. "Now you're thinking," she said. "Suit up, Bozo. We've got a party to ruin."