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Molly crouched behind the hydrangea bush, binoculars pressed to her face, surveying the suburban battlefield ahead. Streamers sagged from the gutters like surrender flags, and a bouncy castle wobbled menacingly in the breeze. Somewhere inside that pastel fortress lay their prize: a glittering mountain of wrapped presents, each one ripe for liberation. Bill adjusted his clown wig, which itched terribly, and consulted the crayon-drawn map he'd stolen from the birthday boy's bedroom window. The plan was elegant in its stupidity. They would infiltrate during the piñata frenzy, when sugar-crazed children swung blindfolded bats and parental supervision evaporated entirely. "This is foolproof," Molly whispered confidently. He nodded, sweating beneath the polyester. A toddler wielding a juice box eyed him suspiciously from the fence line, ketchup smeared across her cheeks like war paint. Bill held his breath. The toddler blinked, then waddled away, momentarily distracted by a balloon. Molly synchronized her watch, which was actually just a friendship bracelet she'd found earlier. The face-painting station provided perfect cover. Nobody questioned two adults dressed as deranged circus performers at a children's party, after all. That was the genius of it. "Remember," Bill muttered grimly, "no eating the cake." She crossed her fingers behind her back.