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"So we're really doing this," Bill said. "We're really doing this," Molly confirmed. "Robbing a child." "Robbing *multiple* children, technically." "Right. The classy option." "Look, do you want to eat this month or not?" "I want to keep my dignity." "Your dignity bounced a check last Tuesday, Bill." "That's fair. So what's the plan?" "You go in dressed as the clown. I come in as the magician." "Why do you get magician? Magicians are cool." "Because you have a face people instinctively trust on a clown." "That's the meanest compliment I've ever received." "Take it. Now, the presents are stacked by the gift table. You distract the kids with balloon animals—" "I don't know how to make balloon animals." "Then make balloon *blobs*. Kids are stupid, they'll love it." "And what do you do?" "I 'magically' make the presents disappear into a duffel bag." "That's not magic, that's just theft with extra steps." "All magic is theft with extra steps, Bill." "That's weirdly profound." "I read a book once." "What if a parent catches us?" "Then you honk your little horn and we run." "I don't have a little horn." "Buy a little horn, Bill." "Fine. But I want it noted I have concerns." "Noted. Now grab the balloons."