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Molly spread the blueprints across the kitchen table, smoothing the wrinkled paper with the reverence of a general planning an invasion. The crayon markings suggested the map had been drawn by someone under the age of ten, which was technically true, since they'd bought it off her nephew for two dollars. "This is the target," she said, tapping a lopsided rectangle. "The Hendersons' backyard. Saturday afternoon. Little Timmy's seventh birthday." Bill leaned over, squinting at the diagram. He smelled faintly of nacho cheese and regret. "And we're stealing... presents? From a child?" "Not just any presents." Molly's eyes gleamed. "Premium presents. The Hendersons are loaded. We're talking the deluxe LEGO sets, the limited-edition action figures, maybe even one of those tablets disguised as a toy." Bill scratched his chin. "I dunno, Molly. Robbing a kid feels like a moral low point, even for us." "Lower than the time you stole a wheelchair?" "That was a misunderstanding! The guy got up and walked away. I assumed it was abandoned." Molly waved him off and produced two clown costumes from a duffel bag, holding them up like trophies. The fabric was a violent shade of polka-dotted orange that hurt the eyes. "Our disguises," she announced. "Every kids' party has a clown. Nobody questions a clown. We blend in, we work the crowd, and when the time is right, we sweep the gift table clean." Bill held his costume at arm's length as though it might bite him. "I have a profound fear of clowns. You know this. I told you in confidence." "Which is exactly why no one will suspect you. Your terror will read as enthusiasm." He sighed, defeated, and stepped into the jumpsuit. The legs were six inches too short, leaving his hairy ankles exposed like a confession. Molly snorted but said nothing, focusing instead on the rubber nose she was attempting to mash onto her face. "Here's the plan," she continued, voice muffled. "I distract the parents with balloon animals. You position yourself near the presents. When I shout the code word, you load everything into the bag and we vanish out the side gate." "What's the code word?" "'Honk.'" Bill blinked. "Clowns honk constantly. That's their entire personality." There was a long pause as Molly considered this. The rubber nose slowly peeled off her face and dropped onto the blueprints with a sad little plop. "Fine," she conceded. "The code word is 'rutabaga.'" "Better." She gathered up the maps, suddenly businesslike. "We arrive at two. The cake comes out at two-thirty. That's our window—everyone's singing, nobody's watching the loot. We're in, we're out, we're rich in plastic dinosaurs." Bill twisted a balloon experimentally and it exploded, sending them both flinching toward the ceiling. He stared at the deflated rubber corpse in his hands. "This is going to be a disaster," he said quietly. Molly clapped a polka-dotted hand on his shoulder, her painted smile cracking into something almost genuine. "Bill," she said warmly, "it always is. That's what makes it art."