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Molly spread the blueprints across the kitchen table, smoothing out the wrinkles with the reverence of a surgeon. "Okay, here's the layout," she said. "Bouncy castle here, snack table here, and the presents—" she stabbed the paper, "—right here, in the den." Bill leaned over her shoulder, chewing a toothpick. "Where'd you get the floor plan of a six-year-old's birthday party?" "I'm a professional, Bill." "You stole it from Zillow, didn't you?" "I stole it from Zillow." He nodded approvingly. "Solid tradecraft. So what's the play?" "We go in disguised as entertainment," Molly said. "I'll be the magician. You'll be the clown." Bill straightened up. "Absolutely not." "Bill." "I have a fear of clowns, Molly. You know this. It's deeply personal." "You *are* the clown. You can't be afraid of yourself." "That's exactly the kind of thing a clown would say before it eats you." Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. "Fine. I'll be the clown. You be the magician." "I don't know any magic." "You don't need to know any magic, you need to distract a room full of children long enough for me to load forty presents into a duffel bag." Bill considered this. "I could pull a quarter out of someone's ear." "Perfect." "What if I run out of ears?" "Bill, there will be twenty children. That's forty ears. That is a *surplus* of ears." He seemed satisfied. "And the getaway?" "Ice cream truck. Parked out front, engine running. Nobody questions an ice cream truck at a birthday party. It's camouflage." "That's actually brilliant." "I know." "One problem," Bill said. "The kids are gonna want ice cream." Molly froze. "What?" "It's an ice cream truck. At a kid's party. They're gonna swarm it like little sugar-crazed piranhas. We'll be selling Drumsticks while the real entertainment's happening inside." "...That's a good point." "I have those occasionally." "Okay, no ice cream truck. We take my Corolla." Bill scoffed. "Forty presents in a Corolla? You can barely fit your *ego* in that car." "My ego rides in the trunk, thank you." "I'm just saying, we need cargo space." "We'll make two trips." "Two trips!" Bill threw his hands up. "Molly, this is a heist, not an IKEA run. You don't make *two trips*." "Then what do you suggest, magic man?" Bill paused dramatically, then reached behind Molly's ear and produced a single car key. "I rented a van," he said, beaming. "Pulled it right out of your ear." Molly stared at him. "Where did you actually get that key?" "From my pocket. The ear thing was for flair." "It was good flair." "Thank you. I've been practicing." She rolled up the blueprints. "Alright. Tomorrow, two o'clock. Princess theme. We slip in, dazzle the children, and walk out rich." "And if it goes wrong?" Molly slung the bag over her shoulder. "Then we run very fast, in oversized shoes, away from a parent named Karen." Bill shuddered. "The real monster," he whispered, "was never the clown."