Run: 2026-06-01-01KT1GKD1X428M56STQSEQNG9P

"So we're really doing this?" Bill asked. "Robbing a kid's birthday party?" "Not a kid's party," Molly said. "A rich kid's party. Different thing entirely." "How's it different?" "The presents are nicer." "Molly, there'll be parents. Clowns. Witnesses under four feet tall." "Children can't testify. Everybody knows that." "That's not—where did you even hear that?" "Same place you heard we couldn't get caught last time." "We did get caught last time." "And yet here we are, free as birds. So my information's solid." Bill rubbed his temples. "What's the plan, then?" "You distract everyone. Balloon animals." "I can't make balloon animals." "Then make balloon shapes. Nobody's grading you." "And you?" "I sneak in, grab the gift table, and we vanish before they cut the cake." "You're skipping the cake?" "Bill, we're committing a felony. We're not staying for cake." "There's always time for cake." "Fine. We grab a slice on the way out. Happy?" "Ecstatic. What if a kid sees us?" "We say we're the entertainment." "Dressed in ski masks?" Molly paused. "Ninja-themed party. We commit to the bit." "This is the worst plan you've ever had." "Worse than the aquarium?" "...Marginally better than the aquarium." "Then we're golden. Grab your balloons."