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Molly crouched behind the bouncy castle, her eye patch twitching with professional irritation. Bill was fifteen minutes late, which was unacceptable for a job this delicate. "I'm here, I'm here," Bill whispered, sliding in beside her wearing a tutu and a t-shirt that read "Birthday Boy." "Bill. Why are you dressed like a discount fairy?" "It's a disguise. I'm undercover as entertainment." "You look like a tax return that gave up. Where's your clown nose?" "Forgot it. Focus, Moll. We've got forty minutes before the magician shows up and blows our cover." Molly pulled out a crumpled blueprint drawn on the back of a napkin. "Listen. The presents are on the table by the pinata. There's a cake, juice boxes, and a very expensive-looking dollhouse I want to personally retire to my basement." "Backup plan?" "Backup plan is the piñata. We hit it, grab whatever falls out, and run." "Brilliant. What's my role?" Molly looked him up and down, her remaining eye narrowing. "You're going to be the substitute clown. You distract the kids while I load the loot into the bounce house." "The bounce house? Moll, that's where we are hiding." "Exactly. Nobody searches the bouncy castle. It's a psychological loophole. Parents assume if a thief is in a bouncy castle, they're having too much fun to be a threat." Bill scratched his head under his party hat. "What if the kids want to bounce with me?" "Then you bounce. You're a clown, Bill. Be chaotic. Be weird. Cry a little, the parents love that." "And you?" "I do what I do. Gifts. Gone. In sixty seconds." Molly pulled out a pair of glittery hand puppets shaped like foxes. "What's that for?" "Last resort. If everything goes wrong, I pull out Mr. and Mrs. Foxy and start a puppet show. No adult can resist a puppet show. It's science." "Molly, you're a genius." "Bill, I'm a professional. Now, when the parents start singing happy birthday, that's our window. They're emotionally compromised. Their reflexes are shot." Bill nodded slowly, practicing his clown face in a reflective party balloon. "What about the dog?" "What dog?" "There's a dog. In a party hat. It's been staring at me for twenty minutes." Molly glanced over. A golden retriever in a tiny tuxedo sat motionless, judging them both. "We bribe him. There's a sausage roll in my left pocket. Dogs love sausage rolls." "Everything loves sausage rolls." "That's why I am who I am, Bill. Now, what happens if the magician sees us?" "He won't. He's busy sawing a lady in half. Probably for real, knowing this neighborhood." "Comforting. And the parents?" "Drunk on sparkling grape juice and regret." She checked her watch, which was also a tiny calculator. "Twelve minutes. You ready?" Bill stood up, his tutu fluttering in the breeze. "Molly, I was born ready. I was also born a clown, spiritually." "Go. Be ridiculous. I'll see you on the other side." Bill waddled toward the screaming children, already making balloon animals out of his own fingers. Molly smiled, checked her eye patch, and whispered to herself, "Presents, presents, gone." The dog tilted its head.