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"So we're really doing this?" Bill asked. "We're really doing this," Molly said. "Stealing presents. From children." "From spoiled children." "How do you know they're spoiled?" "It's a birthday party, Bill. There's a bouncy castle." "Maybe it's rented." "Nobody rents a bouncy castle for a humble child." "Fair point. What's the plan?" "You distract them. I grab the gifts." "How do I distract twenty seven-year-olds?" "Be a clown." "I'm not dressing as a clown." "Then be a magician." "I don't know magic." "You don't need to know magic. They're seven." "What if they ask for a specific trick?" "Pull a coin from behind their ear." "What if there's no coin?" "Bring a coin, Bill." "Bring my own coin? To a robbery?" "It's an investment." "And the parents? They'll notice a grown man stealing wrapped boxes." "They'll be filming the clown." "I thought I was a magician." "Magician, clown, whatever. The point is they'll be distracted." "This feels morally complicated." "It's gift bags and remote-control cars, Bill. We'll be rich." "Rich from toys?" "Vintage toys. There's a market." "There's a market for stolen children's toys?" "There's a market for everything." "I really hate this plan." "Bring the coin, Bill."