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Molly crouched behind the municipal planter box, binoculars pressed to her eyes, surveying enemy territory. Across the street, a bouncy castle the size of a small apartment billowed in the breeze, its colors practically screaming "steal me." A banner above the front door read "Happy 6th Birthday Bartholomew III" in cursive that had probably cost more than her rent. Bill materialized beside her, fully committed to his disguise as a man enjoying a peaceful Tuesday morning. He looked like a retired dentist, which was impressive given his actual résumé of convenience stores, racetracks, and one unfortunate incident involving a llama. "You see that bouncy castle?" Molly asked. "Hard to miss," Bill said. "I also see a clown." "The clown is irrelevant. Clowns are underpaid and over-caffeinated." "That's not the intel you think it is." Molly tucked the binoculars into her suspiciously clinking handbag and produced a crumpled napkin covered in what could generously be called notes. The handwriting suggested she had not slept in three days, which tracked with her general approach to heist planning. She smoothed the napkin against her knee, ignoring the smudge that might have been chocolate or might have been a previous victim's blood. There was no way to know. "Here's the play," Molly said. "I enter as the replacement entertainer. I do a magic trick, create a diversion, you take the van around back." "Twelve minutes," Bill said. "That's the window?" "That's the window." "And we steal what?" "A pony." Molly watched the words land on Bill like tiny anvil-shaped disappointments. His left eye twitched, which she had learned to recognize as his "I have concerns but I'm going to say yes anyway" tell. It was, historically, how they had ended up stealing a giraffe from a safari-themed wedding reception in 2019. They had not spoken of the giraffe since, by mutual agreement, several cease-and-desist letters, and one very awkward run-in at a farmer's market. "A miniature pony, Bill. A horse the size of a Labrador, currently grazing on thousand-dollar grass." "We're stealing a pony." "We're stealing a pony and approximately forty-seven wrapped boxes of undisclosed value." Bill pinched the bridge of his nose in a way that suggested he was calculating the exact cost of his conscience. The number, as always, came up short. "And the children?" "What about them?" "Twenty of them, all hopped up on sugar and cake?" "And that," Molly said, "is why we work fast." Molly straightened her scarf, tucked a spare silk handkerchief into Bill's breast pocket, and adopted the expression of a woman who had never stolen anything in her life. "Twelve minutes," she said. "Showtime in twenty. Try not to look so guilty." "I'm regretful. There's a difference." "Not to the parole officer there isn't. Now come on." Together they strolled toward the most lucrative toddler birthday party in the tristate area, arm in arm, looking for all the world like concerned relatives and absolutely not like two people about to commit the most ridiculous heist of their careers.