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"So here's the plan," Molly said. "We go in through the back gate, blend in with the parents, and start loading presents into the van." "Which parent are we supposed to be?" "The cool ones who brought the bouncy castle." "We didn't bring a bouncy castle." "Exactly. Nobody questions the people who were supposed to bring the bouncy castle. They just assume it's running late." "That's ridiculous." "Trust me, Bill. I've done this before. You carrying the duffel bags?" "Two duffel bags, one fake smile, and a bottle of wine for authenticity." "Perfect. Now when the clown starts his juggling act, that's our window. All eyes on the clown." "What if there's no clown?" "Then we improvise. Maybe you start juggling." "I can't juggle." "Even better. You'll be a distraction. A lovable, incompetent dad just trying his best. Meanwhile, I'm clearing out the gift table like it's a buffet." "What about the piñata?" "What about it?" "Kids go nuts for piñatas, Molly. If that thing breaks while we're loading the van, we're looking at thirty screaming children charging our position." "Fine. You've got five minutes before the candy hits the floor. Move fast." "I always move fast." "You once took twenty minutes to open a pickle jar." "That lid was welded shut."