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Molly adjusted her binoculars, surveying the suburban fortress. The target was a large backyard swarming with seven-year-old savages hopped up on cake. In the center sat the prize: a mountain of wrapped boxes, gleaming under the afternoon sun like pirate gold. Bill crouched beside her in the azaleas, his black tactical turtleneck inappropriate for the July heat. "How do we bypass that clown?" Bill asked. "Just chew a balloon until it pops," Molly replied. "Is that some sort of code?" Bill whispered. Molly rolled her eyes, ignoring his confusion. The clown in question was a formidable adversary, twisting latex into weaponized poodles with terrifying speed. They needed a distraction. Molly checked her watch. The piñata phase was approaching. That was their window. Once the papier-mâché donkey was breached, chaos would reign, and the guards—the exhausted parents sipping stale coffee—would be entirely focused on preventing a sugar-induced fatality. Molly signaled Bill to ready the grappling hook, which was actually just a pool noodle with a rope tied to it. If timed right, they could snag the gift table and drag it into the hydrangeas before anyone noticed. Bill nodded, gripping the noodle with sweaty palms, ready to ruin a child's birthday.