Run: 2026-07-01-01KWE8S62MEN3PXHG97YQANHB1

"Bill, I'm telling you, six-year-olds have terrible security." "Molly, there's a bouncy castle." "So?" "So bouncy castles are basically motion-sensor alarms. You touch one, the whole thing wobbles, kids scream, parents come running." "I've factored that in." "Have you though? Because your last plan involved a piñata as a 'diversionary explosive device.'" "That worked." "You got hit by a Transformer." "The candy went everywhere, didn't it? Classic misdirection." "Focus. The presents. Where are they?" "Table by the cake. Big pile, ribbons, the works." "And the cake?" "Why do you care about the cake?" "Molly, I always care about the cake." "We're not stealing cake, Bill." "We're stealing from a child's birthday party. I feel like cake is the least of our moral problems." "Fine. Grab a slice. But quietly." "Define quietly." "Don't announce it like you did at the bank." "That was one time." "You yelled 'CAKE FOR EVERYONE' at a hostage situation." "Morale matters." "Just—get the presents, skip the theatrics, no capes." "No promises." "Bill." "Fine. No capes. Probably."