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Bill leaned against the wall, arms crossed. "So we just walk in, grab the presents, walk out. Simple." "Simple? Bill, it's a seven-year-old's birthday party. There's gonna be, like, forty screaming children and at least three moms with phones." "So?" "So they document everything! You want to end up on someone's Instagram story mid-heist?" "Nobody's gonna recognize us. We'll wear the costumes." "What costumes?" "I was thinking... clowns." "Clowns. You want us to dress as clowns to rob a birthday party." "Kids trust clowns!" "Kids are TERRIFIED of clowns, Bill, that's literally a whole cultural phenomenon." "Fine, fine. Superheroes then. Like the entertainment." "That's actually not bad. Nobody questions a hired superhero." "See? I have good ideas." "You had one good idea. What's the plan once we're inside?" "We find the present table, we bag it, we bounce." "And the parents watching their kid's party like hawks?" "We tell them we're taking the gifts backstage for the 'magic present blessing.'" "The what?" "I don't know, Molly, I'm improvising!" "There's no such thing as a magic present blessing." "There is now." "You're unbelievable." "You love it." "I tolerate it. Now go find us capes."