Run: 2026-07-01-01KWE9081T6080FFMG0CF1XWSY

"Okay, Bill, run it by me again." "Simple. We go in dressed as clowns, we do some balloon animals, we grab the presents, we leave." "That's it? That's the whole plan?" "What more do you want? It's a five-year-old's birthday party, Molly, not Fort Knox." "Five-year-olds have parents, Bill. Parents have phones. Phones have cameras." "So we smile a lot." "We smile a lot. Brilliant. That's your master strategy." "Hey, you try planning a heist around a bounce house. There's logistics!" "What logistics? You inflate, you deflate, you're overthinking a bouncy castle." "Overthinking? Last time I underthought a bouncy castle I got stuck inside for forty minutes." "That was one time." "It was humiliating, Molly. A seven-year-old had to pull me out by my ankles." "Focus. The presents are on the table by the cake, right?" "Right. Big table, dinosaur tablecloth, mountain of presents wrapped in that shiny paper kids love." "And the piñata?" "Forget the piñata." "I'm not fighting a piñata, Bill." "Nobody's fighting the piñata! We grab the loot, we wave goodbye, we're out before 'Happy Birthday' even finishes." "Fine. But if there's a bounce house—" "There's always a bounce house, Molly." "Then God help us both."