Run: 2026-07-01-01KWE9926DDJJ8B4BHAHXNXFDC

"Bill, tell me you did not just say we're robbing a six-year-old's birthday party." "Technically it's a seven-year-old. And technically we're robbing the presents, not the kid." "Oh, technically. That makes it so much better." "There's like forty gifts in there, Molly! Forty! Do you know what forty unopened presents smell like? Opportunity." "They smell like Legos and glitter glue, Bill. We're going to get caught by a bounce house." "The bounce house is our exit strategy." "Our exit strategy is a bounce house." "You jump in, you jump out, nobody suspects the guy who just did a somersault." "I hate that this almost makes sense to me." "See? Now you're thinking like a criminal." "I'm thinking like someone who's about to go to prison because of a Paw Patrol pinata." "There's no prison for present theft, Molly, that's not a real charge." "It's called grand larceny, Bill!" "Grand larceny, small presents. It evens out." "That is not how the law works." "Fine, you distract the clown, I'll grab the gift table." "Why am I always the one who has to distract the clown?" "Because you're better with people." "I hate you. Where's the mask with the little bear ears?" "Now you're talking."