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"So let me get this straight," Molly said, "we're robbing a six-year-old." "We're robbing a six-year-old's birthday party," Bill corrected. "Completely different moral category." "Explain that math to me, Bill." "Kids don't even like half their presents. You know how many unopened Legos end up in landfills every year?" "That's not the point and you know it." "There's a bounce house, Molly. A bounce house full of unsupervised gifts. It's basically a vault with balloons." "There's also going to be like twenty parents." "Parents who are drunk on mimosas by eleven a.m., watching a magician pull scarves out of his sleeve. Nobody's watching the present table." "Fine. What's the plan?" "I go in as the clown." "You booked yourself as the actual clown?" "Cancellation fee was outrageous. I couldn't resist." "You don't know how to make balloon animals." "I know how to make balloon 'shapes.' Kids won't know the difference." "And me?" "You're the mom who 'forgot the good camera' and needs to run to the car. Repeatedly." "That's it? That's the whole plan?" "Molly, we're stealing from children. The bar was already on the floor." "Fair point. Grab the balloons."