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"Okay, Bill, walk me through it again." "We go in as clowns." "We are not going in as clowns." "Why not? Clowns are trusted figures at children's parties." "Clowns are terrifying figures at children's parties. Half these kids will scream. Someone calls the cops." "Fine. Magicians, then." "Do you know any magic?" "I know how to make presents disappear." "That's stealing, Bill, not magic." "Same skill set, different marketing." "We need a real plan. Something quiet." "I've got balloons." "Balloons?" "Everybody loves the balloon guy. Nobody questions the balloon guy. I twist a few dogs, work the room, you slip out back with the loot." "And when the birthday kid asks the balloon guy for a poodle and you make a lumpy snake?" "I panic gracefully. I'm good at panicking gracefully." "You once panicked so gracefully you set off a car alarm with your own scream." "That was a stressful heist, Molly." "It was a bake sale." "There were a lot of cupcakes on the line." "Just get the sack open when I hand you the presents. No talking to children. No eye contact with parents." "What about the cake?" "We are not stealing the cake, Bill." "One slice." "Bill." "For morale."