Run: 2026-07-01-01KWEA5J587NDT44ATDFP4NEVE

"Bill, are you seriously wearing that clown costume to steal from children?" "It's camouflage, Molly. Nobody suspects a clown." "Everybody suspects a clown! Clowns are inherently suspicious!" "Fine, what's your master plan then?" "We go in as caterers. Simple. Elegant." "We don't have any food." "We have a cooler. We say the food's coming later." "That's your plan? An empty cooler and a lie?" "It's worked before." "When?" "...Tuesday." "Tuesday you got caught." "I got caught leaving. The entering part was flawless." "Molly, there's gonna be forty screaming eight-year-olds in there. Forty. How do we grab the presents without them noticing?" "We tell them the presents are being 'inspected' for a magic trick." "A magic trick." "Kids love magic." "They're gonna riot, Bill! Actual pitchforks-and-torches riot, except the torches are birthday candles!" "Then we work fast. In, presents, out. Ninety seconds, tops." "And the piñata?" "We take that too. Could have cash in it." "It's shaped like a unicorn." "Unicorns are valuable, Molly! Have you seen the market?" "You're impossible." "I'm resourceful. Now put on your caterer hat." "We don't have caterer hats." "...We're improvising the hats too."