Run: 2026-07-01-01KWEAFJFWF7F0BE86C7C27NCK

"Okay, Bill, walk me through it again." "We go in as clowns." "We are not clowns." "Balloon animals, Molly! Nobody suspects a man with a balloon poodle." "Everybody suspects a man with a balloon poodle. That's suspicious behavior number one." "Fine, fine. Magicians, then." "Do you know any magic?" "I know where the presents are. That's magic enough." "Bill, that's just theft." "Same thing, different hat." "What's the actual plan? The real one." "We wait till they cut the cake. Everybody's eyes on the cake, nobody's eyes on the loot pile." "And the six-year-olds? The sugar-crazed mob guarding said loot pile?" "We distract them." "With what?" "More cake." "You want to bribe children with cake to steal their own presents." "It's not a bribe, it's a transaction." "They're five, Bill." "Five-year-olds understand transactions! Ever seen a playground trade a cookie for a sticker? Ruthless." "Fine. Say we get past the cake mob. Then what?" "Bag 'em, bolt, gone before 'Happy Birthday' finishes." "That song's forty seconds long." "Then we better run fast, Molly." "We're stealing from toddlers." "Rich toddlers." "That helps nothing." "It helps me sleep, Molly. Let it help you too."