Run: 2026-07-07-01KWZ39YNJ4J2Z4BEFSW9KETTY

"Bill, check out the bouncy castle on the south wall. It's perfect cover." "Bouncy castle? That thing squeaks every time a toddler sneezes, Molly. We'd be rumbled in seconds." "Wear soft-soled shoes, genius. And it's all about timing - we go in during the cake-cutting chaos." "Fine. What about the presents table?" "Right next to the DJ booth. The DJ is wearing a SpongeBob costume. It's nine feet tall." "Perfect. One of us distracts SpongeBob, the other bags the goods." "What goods? We don't even know what they're getting." "It's a six-year-old's party, Bill. It's all iPads and Hoverboards. We'll be rich." "What if the kids cry?" "We'll be wearing ninja masks. They'll just think we're entertainers." "And if the parents catch us?" "Throw glitter at them and run. Standard getaway technique." "This is ridiculous." "Ridiculous pays, Bill. Now zip up your dinosaur costume and let's go."