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"Bill, I'm telling you, this one's easy." "Easy? It's a children's party, Molly." "Exactly. Kids are stupid." "They're also loud and unpredictable." "We wear clown suits, we blend." "I hate clowns." "Everyone hates clowns. That's why no one questions them." "What if they ask us to perform?" "We'll juggle poorly and move toward the presents." "What if there's a bouncy castle?" "Bill, focus." "I'm just saying, bouncy castles are a legitimate hazard." "Grab the gifts, exit through the kitchen, van's out back." "What about the parents?" "We'll tell them we're with the entertainment company." "What entertainment company?" "The one we're pretending exists, Bill. Keep up." "Fine. But if a kid throws up on me—" "You'll survive." "And if there's a magic show?" "Then we leave before the magician asks for volunteers." "What if the magician is good?" "Then we steal his stuff too. Now get in the van." "Do I have to wear the red nose?" "Molly, put on the nose." "It itches." "Put. On. The. Nose." "This is beneath us." "We're stealing presents from six-year-olds. Nothing is beneath us." "Fair point. Let's roll."