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The basement of Bill’s mother’s house smelled like a museum of lost causes. Beige wallpaper curled at the corners, and the air tasted of dust and old loneliness. A single sixty-watt bulb fought a losing battle against the gloom, illuminating a rough sketch of a backyard. Bill, whose posture suggested he was trying to fold into himself, looked at the paper without enthusiasm. Molly, vibrating like a tuning fork that had been struck by a crowbar, tapped the drawing with a chewed pencil. “Okay,” she said. “Ingress through the hedges, past the inflatable unicorn.” Bill sighed. “We’re stealing presents from a five-year-old.” “A strategic extraction. The bike alone is worth four hundred. Parents have registered for, like, six hundred dollars of Lego.” “There’s a clown. How do we neutralize a clown?” Molly’s eyes glittered. “Clowns are terrified of me. I don’t know why. It’s a superpower. I’ll release a dozen hamsters into the bounce house. Chaos ensues. We grab the gifts.” Bill stared at her. “A dozen hamsters. Where do you get a dozen hamsters at two on a Saturday?” “Pet store. Buy nine, get three free. It’s a corporate thing.” “There is no corporate hamster special, Molly.” “Fine, I’ll pay full price. But the principle stands. The kids chase the hamsters, the parents laugh, we walk out with a mountain of toy tractors.” Bill squeezed the bridge of his nose. “We once cracked a safe inside a gnome emporium. We did a heist on a yacht. Now we’re robbing a child’s birthday party with discount rodents.” “They’ll blame the clown. They’re four. Their memories are terrible.” He considered the blueprints again. “Fine. But I am not wearing the Spider-Man costume.” Molly smiled. “Too late. I already washed and folded it.” A moth fluttered around the lamp, casting a desperate shadow. Bill picked at a loose thread on his sweater. “What about the parents? They’re not toddlers. They’ll notice the present table is suddenly empty.” Molly shrugged. “We time it for the musical chairs. Everyone’s watching the kids stumble. I snatch the bike, you grab the big bag. We vanish through the hedges before the piñata breaks.” “And the clown? He’s standing right by the table.” “I told you. Clowns fear me. One look from me and he’ll forget his own name. I’ll just give him a little stare.” Bill stared at her. “You’re going to intimidate a clown into amnesia.” “It’s a gift, Bill. Don’t be jealous.” The basement settled into silence, save for the hum of the old bulb. Bill finally nodded. “Okay. We do it. But I’m vetoing the Spider-Man costume. I’ll wear a ninja turtle mask. They’re non-threatening.” “Ninja turtles are terrifying to the uninitiated.” “They’re pizza-loving reptiles. Kids love them.” Molly considered this. “Fine. But you have to say ‘cowabunga’ at least once.” Bill sighed, a sound that seemed to come from the bottom of his soul. “This job is going to end with me in jail, chased by a memory of a clown.”