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“Okay, Bill, the target is the present table at the kids’ party.” “Presents from children, Molly. We’re stealing a toddler’s haul of plastic dinosaurs and coloring books.” “Don’t think of it as stealing. Think of it as redistribution. The GPS jammers are key.” “GPS jammers? For a party with a bouncy castle? What security?” “A laser tripwire around the cake and a hostile parent in a dinosaur costume. We neutralize the Dino.” “How? Offer him a napkin?” “I have a decoy gift. A Frozen karaoke machine. We swap it. He’ll be distracted for five minutes.” “You’re betting on Elsa beating a dinosaur?” “Exactly. You enter from the janitor’s closet. I create a diversion with a misplaced piñata. Grab the gifts, swap the decoys, and exit before the candles are blown.” “And if we’re caught?” “We’re the villains who ruined a birthday. Now put on this party hat. It’s camouflage.” “This is a paper cone with an elastic string.” “It’s tactical, Bill. The parents will see a fellow guest, not a thief.” “They’ll see two weirdos in adult-sized party hats.” “Then we’re very festive weirdos. Focus. The bounce house operator is our wildcard.” “I hate this plan.” “You hated the bank job, and that piggy bank was a clean score. Trust me. By the time the kids sing ‘Happy Birthday,’ we’ll be across town.”