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Molly adjusted the focus on her binoculars, peering through the slats of the neighbor’s fence. A dozen children in party hats were destroying a piñata shaped like a unicorn, and the screams of glee were almost feral. “Okay,” she whispered to Bill. “We go in during the magician.” Bill shifted his weight, his tool belt jingling with lockpicks and a can of Silly String. “But the magician’s a grown-up. Grown-ups can call the cops.” “He’s also sixty and wears a velvet cape. He is not a threat.” She pointed a gloved finger. “The presents are under that table. The big box is the main target. Pink wrapping with a bow the size of a soufflé.” “That’s for the birthday girl,” Bill said. “Her name is Chloe. She is six. She likes ponies.” Molly lowered the binoculars. “Do you have the list of weaknesses?” Bill consulted a crumpled notebook, licking his thumb to turn a page. “Bouncy castle operator—easily distracted. Milks the slide with soap. Weakness: thermal detonator. Birthday mom—anxiety-prone. Might cry. Weakness: missing sequins on the tablecloth. Grandmother—glaucoma and still has a mean left hook. Weakness: cats.” “What about the magician?” Bill flipped two pages. “The Amazing Roberto. Real name: Kevin. Major weakness: his doves are rented, and he is terrified of anything that might make them escape. If one dove goes rogue, he will chase it for fifteen minutes. He also can’t do a card trick without sweating through his cummerbund.” Molly smiled. “Perfect. We use the dove trick. I’ll pop the cage. You grab the haul. We meet at the van. No eye contact. No stopping for cake.” Bill hesitated. “Molls… it is a kid’s birthday. Her grandmother knitted her that sweater. It has a dog on it. What if she cries?” “I have a plan for crying children, Bill. It is called a five-second delay and a firm ‘look, a fire truck.’ If that fails, I deploy a decoy balloon animal. Now, are you in or out?” “In,” he sighed. “But I am not using the thermal detonator on the bouncy castle. That is a war crime. The Geneva Convention specifically bans booby-trapping inflatables.” “Fine.” Molly pulled out a small metal sphere from her pocket. “We will use the glitter bomb instead. It is less explosive, but it sends up a cloud of shimmer that will blind everyone for exactly seven seconds. It creates a perfect window.” “But glitter gets everywhere,” Bill said. “It is the herpes of craft supplies. We will be finding sparkly blue flecks in our socks for years.” “Exactly. It is our signature. People will speak of a Glitter Bandit.” She checked her watch. “Showtime. Get the dove leash.” They crouch-crawled toward the fence, but Bill stopped at a loose board. “Molly, one more thing. What if the present is… socks?” “Then we fence the socks. There is a massive black market for high-quality cotton crew socks. They go for twenty a pair unopened.” “And if it is a pony?” “Ride it out.” Bill grinned, for the first time in the entire stakeout. “Okay. Let us steal a pony for a crying six-year-old. I can live with that.” Molly rolled her eyes. “Priorities, Bill. We are *professionals*. We are not stealing a pony. That is a living creature. You cannot fence a pony on the black market.” “Can we at least take a photo with the pony?” “After the heist, Bill. Focus.” They slipped through the fence.