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“We sit tight until the magician starts,” Molly said, squinting through binoculars at the inflatable castle. “That’s our cue.” Bill swallowed a mouthful of pastrami. “The magician? I thought we were waiting for the piñata to break. That’s always when the parents are crying.” “Clown, Bill. The parents cry at the clown. Usually from the bad balloon animals. No, the magician. He does the big finale, the vanishing coin trick. All eyes are on him. That’s when the gift table is completely unguarded.” “Right, right. The gift table.” Bill wiped mustard from his chin. “What kind of haul are we looking at? We talking gift cards, or are we talking collectible figurines?” “According to the registry, it’s a mix. Some Disney princess dolls, a remote-control dinosaur, and a lot of art supplies.” Molly made a note on her clipboard. “We pawn the dolls, keep the dinosaur for the getaway vehicle, and dump the glitter glue. Too traceable.” “Traceable glitter glue,” Bill murmured, shaking his head. “Kids are getting too sophisticated. Remember the old days? Just grab the piggy bank and run.” “We’re professionals now, Bill. We have a window of exactly four minutes. My job is the distraction. I’ll be dressed as the mother’s forgotten aunt, Gertrude. I’ll have a coughing fit right when the magician pulls the rabbit out. Chaos.” “Who do I have to be?” Bill asked, looking hopeful. “You, my boy, are the helium balloon enthusiast who’s here to take photos. I’ve got you a bright orange polo shirt and a lanyard with a camera. The real camera is a miniaturized scanner so we can copy any gift receipts.” Bill’s face fell. “A polo shirt? I look terrible in polo. And what about the mechanical llama? That was a solid idea, Molly. We ride in on a llama, call it a surprise, they’re so busy laughing they don’t even notice we’re loading up the saddlebags.” “The llama was a liability. They’re not quiet. And they bite.” Molly closed the clipboard with a sharp snap. “Stick to the plan. We go in, we get the haul, we get out. We are not touching the cake, we are not trying the fruit punch, and we are absolutely, under no circumstances, getting roped into a game of musical chairs.” “Musical chairs is a takedown hazard, I’ll grant you that,” Bill conceded. “But what if we get caught? What’s the cover story?” Molly smiled. A thin, predatory smile. “Simple. We tell them we’re from the IRS, here to audit the gift table for tax fraud. No one questions the IRS.” “And if they ask for ID?” “You put on a pair of sunglasses. I raise my voice. We mention the word ‘audit’ a few more times. Then we load the dinosaur into the van and we’re gone. It’s foolproof.”