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Molly nudged Bill with the elbow of her black turtleneck. The ice cream truck's engine ticked as it cooled, hidden behind a billboard advertising dental braces. Through binoculars, they watched a bouncy castle wobble in a sunny backyard. Bill’s voice was a nervous whisper. “I still don’t like it. We are stealing from children. That’s villainy with a lower case v.” “We are stealing from the parents,” Molly corrected, not looking away from the lens. “The kids are just the delivery system.” “The cake has a Spiderman on it. A specific child’s name. The cake is for Kevin.” “And Kevin won’t miss a gaming console for the five minutes it takes us to fence it. The perimeter is weak. Six-foot fence, but the gate latch is rusted.” “Six feet? I can’t climb a six-foot fence, Molly. I have a bad knee. I told you that in Aruba.” Molly lowered the binoculars and looked at him flatly. “We aren’t climbing it, we’re disabling the latch. Target acquisition is a table of gifts. Thirty units minimum. Wrapped boxes, moderate security. The primary obstacle is the mother, Brenda. She’s got the give-no-molasses eye.” “And the clown. You didn’t factor in the clown.” Molly turned the binoculars on a man in a rainbow afro, tying a balloon poodle. “Eduardo the Clown is a distraction, not a threat. I have a countermeasure for the clown.” “You have a countermeasure for a clown? Is it a bigger, scarier clown? Is it the clown from that Stephen King book?” “It’s a dog. A small, aggressive dog that hates the smell of latex. I’ll release him near the balloon station. Chaos. You hit the gift table.” Bill stared at her. “You want me to steal presents at a children’s birthday party while a dog attacks a clown?” “Focused extraction, Bill. Think of the loot. The two-toned wrapping paper with the bow that says ‘Happy 6th, Kevin’? That’s a gaming console, no doubt. I’ve done the research.” “We are villains. This is a new low. We are eating the villainy Big Mac with extra shame.” “We are stealing from a six-year-old’s parents. The kid cares about the cardboard box. The parents bought all the stuff. They’re the mark. The child is a beneficiary of stolen property, which we are now reappropriating.” Bill rubbed his face. “That’s the worst justification you’ve ever come up with. What about the party favor bags?” “Of course. Loose candy, pointless plastic toys. We leave the bubble wands, though. Liability. Too easy to spill and leave a trail.” “Okay. Fine. What’s the play? I wade through a pile of screaming kids to scoop up an Xbox while you hurl a Chihuahua at a clown?” “His name is Hercules. Show some respect. The play is simple. I cause the distraction. You trigger the bouncy castle to deflate slowly. The moaning noise will draw all the kids. Then you take the gifts.” “And the cake?” Molly sighed. “What about it?” “If we’re stealing the presents, we should at least take a slice. For morale. It’s Spiderman.” Molly lowered her binoculars. She studied him for a long moment. Then she picked up a paper plate from the driver’s seat. “Fine. But no candles. And you’re driving with the cake on your lap.” Bill grinned. “Deal.”