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Molly crouched behind the dumpster outside the community center, her eyes gleaming with mischief as she smoothed her fake mustache. "Bill, this is pure genius. We waltz into that kids' party like we own the place, snag every present under the tree, and bounce before the piñata even drops. You got the oversized clown shoes?" Bill adjusted his floppy rainbow wig and sighed. "Molly, I still think this is nuts. Stealing presents from a bunch of five-year-olds? What if they cry? I hate when kids cry. It ruins my appetite for the leftover cake." "Shut up and focus," Molly hissed. "The cake is our ticket. You distract the parents by juggling those rubber chickens while I slip into the gift pile. We bag the big ones first—the stuff with the fancy wrapping. Check the tags for anything marked 'no batteries included' because those are pure gold offline." "Rubber chickens? Where am I supposed to juggle? In the bounce house? And what about the balloons? They always pop and startle me." Bill peeked around the corner at the streamers flapping in the wind. "Plus, there's a clown already inside. Two clowns is overkill. We'll get unmasked." Molly grinned and clapped him on the shoulder. "That's the beauty, partner. You 'accidentally' trip the real clown into the punch bowl. Chaos erupts. Kids scream for more cake. Parents scramble. I grab the load—backpacks full of toys, action figures, that giant teddy bear looking shifty. We exit through the kitchen window. Easy peasy lemon squeezy." "Lemon squeezy? Last time you said that, we ended up locked in a freezer with a frozen turkey. Remember the mall Santa heist? My toes still tingle. How do we carry all that without looking like delivery guys who lost the truck?" Bill wiped sweat from under his red nose. "Maybe we use a shopping cart disguised as a wagon. Kids love wagons." "Brilliant! You push the wagon while yelling 'Who wants free balloons?' Then dump the balloons and load the presents. Timing is everything. Party starts at three. We hit at three-fifteen when the magician pulls the rabbit. Everybody stares left, we swipe right." Molly checked her watch. "Bob the Bunny or whatever. Total diversion." Bill frowned deeper. "What if a kid grabs my leg and begs for a gift? I can't say no to white glitter eyes. My heart melts. Maybe we leave the dolls and just take the video games. Fair compromise?" "No compromises! All or nothing. Stolen loot funds our next real score—banks, not birthdays. You softie. Practice your laugh. It needs to be louder so it covers the zipper sounds when I empty the bags." Molly demonstrated a booming guffaw. "Haw haw! Who wants cake? See? Perfect cover." "Haw haw?" Bill mimicked poorly. "Sounds like a dying goose. And the security? Just that one mom with the clipboard. I trip her with the shoelaces." "Exactly. Then we send a thank-you note later. 'Thanks for the haul, kids!' Anonymous of course. Now tighten those suspenders. It's go time." Bill nodded reluctantly as they edged closer. "Fine. But if I end up wearing a party hat forever, you're buying the next pizza. Deal?" "Deal. Now move it, before the candles get blown."Molly crouched behind the dumpster outside the community center, her eyes gleaming with mischief as she smoothed her fake mustache. "Bill, this is pure genius. We waltz into that kids' party like we own the place, snag every present under the tree, and bounce before the piñata even drops. You got the oversized clown shoes?" Bill adjusted his floppy rainbow wig and sighed. "Molly, I still think this is nuts. Stealing presents from a bunch of five-year-olds? What if they cry? I hate when kids cry. It ruins my appetite for the leftover cake." "Shut up and focus," Molly hissed. "The cake is our ticket. You distract the parents by juggling those rubber chickens while I slip into the gift pile. We bag the big ones first—the stuff with the fancy wrapping. Check the tags for anything marked 'no batteries included' because those are pure gold offline." "Rubber chickens? Where am I supposed to juggle? In the bounce house? And what about the balloons? They always pop and startle me." Bill peeked around the corner at the streamers flapping in the wind. "Plus, there's a clown already inside. Two clowns is overkill. We'll get unmasked." Molly grinned and clapped him on the shoulder. "That's the beauty, partner. You 'accidentally' trip the real clown into the punch bowl. Chaos erupts. Kids scream for more cake. Parents scramble. I grab the load—backpacks full of toys, action figures, that giant teddy bear looking shifty. We exit through the kitchen window. Easy peasy lemon squeezy." "Lemon squeezy? Last time you said that, we ended up locked in a freezer with a frozen turkey. Remember the mall Santa heist? My toes still tingle. How do we carry all that without looking like delivery guys who lost the truck?" Bill wiped sweat from under his red nose. "Maybe we use a shopping cart disguised as a wagon. Kids love wagons." "Brilliant! You push the wagon while yelling 'Who wants free balloons?' Then dump the balloons and load the presents. Timing is everything. Party starts at three. We hit at three-fifteen when the magician pulls the rabbit. Everybody stares left, we swipe right." Molly checked her watch. "Bob the Bunny or whatever. Total diversion." Bill frowned deeper. "What if a kid grabs my leg and begs for a gift? I can't say no to white glitter eyes. My heart melts. Maybe we leave the dolls and just take the video games. Fair compromise?" "No compromises! All or nothing. Stolen loot funds our next real score—banks, not birthdays. You softie. Practice your laugh. It needs to be louder so it covers the zipper sounds when I empty the bags." Molly demonstrated a booming guffaw. "Haw haw! Who wants cake? See? Perfect cover." "Haw haw?" Bill mimicked poorly. "Sounds like a dying goose. And the security? Just that one mom with the clipboard. I trip her with the shoelaces." "Exactly. Then we send a thank-you note later. 'Thanks for the haul, kids!' Anonymous of course. Now tighten those suspenders. It's go time." Bill nodded reluctantly as they edged closer. "Fine. But if I end up wearing a party hat forever, you're buying the next pizza. Deal?" "Deal. Now move it, before the candles get blown."