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Molly peeked around the alley corner, her eyes sparkling with mischief as she whispered to Bill, "Alright, listen carefully because this is gonna be our biggest score yet, been casing that fancy suburb house all week and the party starts at three sharp with balloons everywhere and a giant clown van parked out front which means the parents will be distracted as all get out serving cake and playing pin the tail while those shiny gift boxes just sit there unguarded like candy for the taking." Bill scratched his head under his beanie and replied, "But Molly seriously stealing from kids? That feels all kinds of wrong even for us two-bit crooks who usually stick to empty offices at night not birthday bashes full of screaming toddlers, what if we get spotted by some eagle-eyed mom or worse the birthday boy himself starts crying and calls the cops with his little toy phone?" Molly punched his arm lightly and said, "Oh come on Bill grow a pair the presents are all branded toys and stuff the parents overpaid for so it's not like the kids will suffer they will still get hugs and ice cream and we can use the loot to fund our next real heist maybe that jewelry store downtown nobody said crime has to be heartless but let us focus here we scale the backyard fence at exactly two fifty five when the guests arrive in a rush then duck behind the rose bushes until the magic show starts inside that will be our window to slip through the patio door which I already know is left unlocked after the caterers set up." Bill frowned but nodded slowly and muttered, "Okay okay so how do we haul all those gifts without looking like walking Christmas trees in the middle of summer your plan better include some distraction because if that blue-haired clown spots us with armfuls of wrapped boxes he will toot that horn and ruin everything I can carry maybe three medium ones if they are light but the big one shaped like a train set is going to need both of us lifting it while whispering sweet nothings to keep quiet." Molly grinned and shot back, "Perfect thinking partner you take the expensive electronics pile near the cake table that game console box is practically screaming my name while I grab the jewelry looking gifts wrapped in fancy paper that scream rich aunt donation then we meet back at the willow tree with the getaway bike I stashed earlier no yelling just straight sprints as soon as the kids scream for more cake meaning the adults are all facing away this is textbook stuff from the great heists of old except funnier because imagine us running like fools with ribbons trailing behind and a foot popping out of a package if anyone asks we are the surprise entertainment the gift-fetching elves or better yet pretend to be delivery drivers who lost their way." Bill laughed despite himself and said, "Elves at a daytime kid party outstanding cover but what if the presents have those stupid tracking tags these modern parents put on everything or one of those little brats recognizes us from the wanted posters down at the ice cream shop then we are toast gunned down by water pistols and grounded forever." Molly rolled her eyes and whispered, "Tags are nothing I brought the foil bag to dump everything in once we are clear and as for recognition just keep your mask half up like always the comedy comes when we open them later and find half are pants and socks not the diamonds we dream of but still better than empty-handed so final check Bill you ready to become legends of the suburban underworld or you going to chicken out and let me do it solo while you cry into your coffee?" Bill straightened up and answered confidenly, "Ready as I will ever be Molly lead the way those presents will not steal themselves and if the clown gives chase we bribe him with a silly hat you stole last month this heist is going to make the history books of ridiculous crimes." Molly high-fived him quietly and said, "Then it is settled we wait for the balloon pop signal which marks the start of games and dive in no turning back only forward to glory and maybe a few action figures to keep as souvenirs for our tiny consciences."