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“Bill, repeat the plan.” “We enter dressed as entertainers.” “What entertainers?” “You’re a princess. I’m a giraffe.” “Why are you a giraffe?” “The costume was discounted.” “It has ‘ZOO PROPERTY’ stamped on it.” “Authenticity.” “You’re seven feet tall.” “Majesty.” “Giraffes aren’t majestic burglars.” “They’re famously light-fingered.” “They don’t have fingers.” “Exactly. No fingerprints.” Molly sighed. “Then what?” “We perform balloon animals beside the cake.” “You can’t make balloon animals.” “I can make balloon worms.” “Those are just balloons.” “Minimalist art.” “And while everyone applauds?” “You sneak upstairs, locate the presents, and lower them through the bathroom window.” “Into what?” “My giraffe trailer.” “You have a giraffe trailer?” “I have a wheelbarrow painted yellow.” “Bill, there are thirty children downstairs.” “Tiny witnesses. Unreliable.” “And parents.” “Distracted by cake.” “And a magician.” “Natural rival. I’ll challenge him.” “To what?” “Professional combat.” “No combat.” “Magic duel?” “No duel.” “Staring contest?” “You’re wearing a giraffe head.” “Advantage Bill.” “We need subtlety.” “Fine. I’ll announce free ice cream outside.” “Do we have ice cream?” “We’ll steal some.” “This plan contains too much stealing.” “We are thieves.” “We’re gift redistribution specialists.” “Where are we redistributing them?” “My flat.” A doorbell rang. “Is that the lookout?” “No.” “Who, then?” “The costume company.” “Why?” “They want their giraffe back.” “Plan canceled?” “Plan improved. We steal the van.” “Does it have presents?” “No.” “Then focus, Bill.” “Princess Molly, your kingdom awaits.” “And your zipper’s open.” “It’s ventilation.”