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“Molly, remind me why we’re robbing a children’s party?” “Because adults hide jewelry in safes, Bill. Children leave treasure under a balloon arch.” “Treasure meaning plastic dinosaurs and socks with astronauts?” “Also cash from aunties who forgot how birthdays work.” “What’s our entry?” “Side gate at three. I bribed the clown.” “You bribed a clown?” “I offered him three hundred dollars.” “Did he take it?” “He asked for four hundred.” “Professional.” “Exactly. You climb the fence, disable the bouncy castle, and open the patio door.” “Why disable the bouncy castle?” “Because it’s an inflatable surveillance tower of witnesses.” “I hate witnesses.” “I respect their knees. They’re closer to weapons.” “What about the parents?” “Distract them with the magician’s grand finale.” “You hired the magician too?” “No. I replaced his rabbit with a smoke bomb.” “Is the rabbit okay?” “It’s in a taxi to Newark.” “Why Newark?” Bill checked the bag. “We have gift bags, a crowbar, and eighteen whistles.” “The whistles are for confusion.” “They’re children, Molly.” “Never underestimate organized confusion.” “What do we do with the presents afterward?” “Sort them. Keep electronics, fence bicycles, donate toys.” “And the socks?” “We wear them during the getaway.” “Matching?” “We’re taking the dinosaur ones.”