Run: 2026-07-09-01KX4033GA0APW0BY02P3D5VEW

“Molly, why are we wearing clown shoes?” “Because, Bill, burglars in sensible footwear alarm children.” “We’re stealing presents, not performing dentistry.” “Exactly. A dentist would use a van. We have style.” “The invitation says Princess Tilly’s Sixth Spectacular.” “Then act six. Ask where the bathroom is, complain about juice, vanish with the loot.” “Children notice strangers carrying sacks.” “Not if the sacks say ‘Party Favors.’” “What if someone asks who we are?” “You’re Uncle Bill, the magician.” “I can’t do magic.” “Make a present disappear.” “That’s theft.” “Magic with inventory.” A balloon popped nearby. “Signal?” “Three kazoo blasts.” “Then?” “We enter through the garden, smile at the parents, and locate the gift mountain.” “And the dog?” “Bribe him with sausage rolls.” “What if he’s vegetarian?” “Then we’re dealing with a very modern guard dog.” “Molly, this feels morally questionable.” “Bill, they’re children. By tomorrow, they’ll forget the presents.” “They’ll remember the crying.” “Fine. We leave one gift.” “Which one?” “The recorder.” “That’s cruel.” “Exactly. Now honk like a goose.” “I refuse.” “Bill, the goose is our distraction.” “Couldn’t we use a smoke bomb?” “At a children’s party? We are criminals, not monsters.” “Honk.” “Honk.” “Magnificent. Now grab the unicorn-shaped parcels.”