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At precisely three o’clock, Molly unfolded a crayon map of the Buttercup Community Hall across the bonnet of their getaway vehicle, a squeaking ice-cream van painted with a penguin wearing handcuffs. Inside, Bill wrestled a balloon arch that had somehow inflated around his waist and pinned both elbows firmly backward. “First problem: you’re dressed as a burglar.” “I’m dressed as a professional.” “You’re wearing a striped shirt, Bill.” “It breathes.” “And the mask?” “Sun protection.” “It’s February.” “Winter sun is notoriously judgmental.” “Take it off. We enter as entertainers, locate the gift table, and leave quietly before cake is cut.” Bill peeled away the mask, revealing a second, smaller mask drawn in eyeliner. Molly stared until he scrubbed it off with a napkin advertising frozen peas. Their disguises waited nearby: two glittering capes, matching top hats, and a suitcase labelled MARVELLOUS MOLLY AND ADEQUATE BILL in optimistic gold paint prominently. “Why am I only adequate?” “Because ‘Magnificent Bill’ wouldn’t fit.” “You could’ve used smaller letters.” “I did.” “What’s our act?” “Disappearing presents.” “That feels less like an act and more like evidence.” “We’ll perform one trick first.” “Which trick?” “The one where you stop asking questions.” “That never works.” They entered through the kitchen, where forty jelly cups trembled like nervous witnesses. Beyond the swinging doors, children thundered around a papier-mâché dragon while exhausted adults pursued them with damp wipes. The present table stood beneath a banner reading HAPPY SEVENTH BIRTHDAY, guarded by one suspicious grandmother and several cupcakes. “Grandmother at two o’clock.” “That’s a chair.” “Grandmother behind the chair.” “She’s asleep.” “She’s knitting.” “With her eyes closed?” “Experts don’t need eyes.” “Neither do potatoes.” “Focus, Bill. Start juggling.” “I can’t juggle.” “Then drop things rhythmically.” “I trained for this.” “You didn’t.” Bill marched into the hall and removed three oranges from his hat. He tossed the first upward, the second sideways, and the third directly into a bowl of custard. Every child cheered. Encouraged, he bowed, backed into the dragon, and vanished beneath its enormous purple bottom completely from public view. Molly glided toward the presents, flourishing her cape. The grandmother opened one eye. Molly produced a wand, tapped a parcel, and whispered nonsense with such authority that three parents applauded. Then she swept five packages into the false lining of her cape, which immediately sagged to her ankles with bells. The bells jingled. The grandmother rose. Bill, still trapped inside the dragon, attempted a diversion by galloping across the hall. Unfortunately, he galloped into the buffet, acquired a tablecloth like a bridal train, and dragged sausage rolls behind him in a neat, incriminating trail toward the kitchen exit door nearby. Molly seized the dragon’s tail and steered. Together they burst through the kitchen, scattered jelly cups, and reached the van. Only then did Molly inspect their haul: five beautifully wrapped boxes containing socks, a multiplication workbook, two wooden recorders, and a craft kit. It burst open, coating both criminals silver.