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Molly spread a crayon map across the café table. It depicted a house, six stick children, and something either a guard dog or a furious potato. “Bill, explain the potato.” “That’s Mr. Snuffles.” “Mr. Snuffles is spherical?” “He’s a pug. They’re all head.” “And the red scribbles?” “Laser beams.” “A children’s party has laser security?” “No. Those are streamers. But streamers can be surprisingly disorienting.” Bill sipped his tea through a licorice straw. Molly stared until he stopped. “Let’s review,” she said. “At three o’clock, twenty children enter Number Fourteen, Buttercup Lane.” “Correct.” “At three fifteen, the magician arrives.” “Correct.” “At three twenty, he discovers we’ve locked him in a recycling bin.” “Temporarily redirected him.” “In a bin.” “A clean bin.” “You checked?” “I looked at it from across the road.” Molly rubbed her temples. Around them, the café hummed with respectable people committing no crimes whatsoever. “Then you enter dressed as the magician,” she said. “Behold! The Amazing William!” “You cannot call yourself William. Your name is Bill.” “Bill is short for William.” “Exactly. It’s a breadcrumb trail for the police.” “Fine. The Amazing Sebastian.” “You don’t look like a Sebastian.” “What does a Sebastian look like?” “More velvet. Less ear.” Bill tucked his ears beneath his cap. “Meanwhile,” Molly continued, “I enter through the kitchen disguised as the cake decorator.” “Can you decorate cakes?” “I can remove evidence from cakes.” “That means eating them.” “It’s an essential criminal skill.” “And then?” “You distract the children with magic. I locate the presents. We load them into the laundry chute, collect them in the basement, and escape through the garden.” Bill frowned at the map. “There’s no laundry chute.” “You drew one.” “That’s a chimney.” “Why does the chimney go into the basement?” “Architectural whimsy.” Molly turned the map upside down. It did not improve. “How many presents are we talking about?” “Forty, perhaps fifty.” “For one child?” “Apparently little Crispin has wealthy friends.” “Crispin?” “Yes.” “We’re robbing a child named Crispin?” “Don’t get sentimental.” “I’m not sentimental. I’m suspicious. Crispins grow up to own private islands and hunt accountants.” Bill leaned closer. “There is one complication.” “Besides the pug, the nonexistent chute, your fake magic career, and your ears?” “Party bags.” “What about them?” “Every child leaves with one. If we leave without party bags, we’ll stand out.” “We’re adults.” “Exactly. Very tall children without party bags.” Molly slowly folded the map. “New plan. We go in as health inspectors.” “At a birthday party?” “Sugar compliance division.” “Is that real?” “It will sound real if we carry clipboards.” “And the presents?” “Confiscated as dangerously festive.” Bill considered this, nodding gravely. “What about Mr. Snuffles?” “We bribe him.” “With what?” Molly slid a sausage across the table. Bill’s eyes widened. “You’ve thought of everything.” “I always do.” The sausage rolled off the edge. A pug shot from beneath the next table, swallowed it, and vanished. Molly and Bill watched in silence. “Was that him?” Molly asked. Bill checked the crayon map. “Either him or the potato.”