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Molly spread the stolen floor plan across a café table, pinning its corners with doughnuts while Bill nervously watched sprinkles colonize the emergency marked exits. “The party begins at three. At three fifteen, the magician produces a rabbit. Everyone looks left, including guards, parents, and children with surprisingly sharp elbows.” Bill adjusted his black turtleneck. It had seemed criminally elegant at home, but beneath the café lights he resembled an anxious substitute mime on probation. “And while they look left, we enter from the right, disguised as caterers. Please say our disguises include trousers this time. I still remember Easter.” Molly slid him a photograph of two enormous squirrel costumes. Their glass eyes shone with the pitiless cheerfulness peculiar to mascots and minor demons everywhere. “We are Nutty and Nibbles, the entertainment company’s beloved woodland ambassadors. Our tails conceal the gift sacks. Our acorn hats contain grappling hooks and mints.” Bill stared at the costumes. One squirrel grinned as though it knew where he lived. The other appeared to have recently eaten someone quite important. “Molly, children can detect fear. They can also detect chocolate through brickwork. If we wear those, we’ll be mobbed before reaching the first balloon arch.” She rotated the blueprint, revealing the target room: a ballroom crowded with castles, cake tables, and a mountain labeled Presents, Definitely Not Alarmed At All. “That label is profoundly, magnificently suspicious. Nobody writes definitely unless something is definitely the opposite. My dentist’s Definitely Painless Tuesday required nurses and a helmet.” Molly conceded this with a solemn bite of doughnut. Powdered sugar dusted her coat, giving the underworld’s finest planner the appearance of festive furniture indeed. “The alarms are inside greeting cards. Open the present, and they play Happy Birthday at police volume. We need Toby’s parcel, wrapped in silver dinosaurs.” Bill consulted the guest list. Each child had a nickname, an allergy, and a rating. Toby, aged seven, was classified as loud and Moderately Sticky. “What exactly are we stealing? If it’s another prototype toy, remember the self-dressing doll. It dressed me as a duchess and refused commands for weeks.” Molly lowered her voice, although nobody nearby cared. The barista had already identified them as theater people, a category protected by deep, deliberate indifference alone. “A clockwork dragon. Emerald eyes, golden wings, priceless gears. Our buyer collects dangerous toys because ordinary wealth has failed to make him interesting at dinner.” Bill imagined the dragon, then the squirrels, then twenty sugar-powered children. His expression became the quiet, spiritual expression of a man hearing fate giggle nearby. “We need a diversion after the rabbit. Bigger, louder, and preferably legal. Could we release bees? No, forget legal. Could we release extremely polite bees?” Molly’s eyes brightened. She drew a tiny teapot beside the ballroom, three arrows toward the kitchen, and a skull wearing what looked like spectacles nearby. “Better. At three twenty, you announce a tea emergency. Children adore emergencies involving biscuits. I cross the room, swap dragons, and take the laundry chute.”