Run: 2026-07-09-01KX40K374VX9K2AK759YWSJY4

“Molly, why are we whispering? It’s a bouncy castle, not Fort Knox.” “Because, Bill, children have ears like bats and a suspicious relationship with justice.” “We’re stealing presents, not the crown jewels.” “Same principle. Tiny hands, sticky fingerprints, devastating courtroom testimony.” “What’s the plan?” “You distract the parents.” “How?” “Put on this pirate hat and complain about parking.” “That’s not a distraction. That’s my personality.” “Exactly. Meanwhile, I slip through the side gate, cross the garden, and locate the gift table.” “What if there’s a dog?” “Then you throw it a sausage.” “I ate the sausages.” “All of them?” “I was nervous.” “Fine. Throw it a cupcake.” “I ate those too.” “Bill, why did we bring you?” “I’ve got the van.” “You’ve got a bicycle with a milk crate.” “It’s environmentally conscious crime.” “How many presents can it carry?” “Depends. Are we counting the ones shaped like dinosaurs?” “Yes.” “Then three. Maybe four if one is a puzzle.” “Brilliant. We’ll be rich in colouring books and plastic dinosaurs.” “There could be gift cards.” “There could also be glitter.” “Glitter’s valuable.” “Glitter is evidence that never dies.” “Look, the clown’s leaving.” “Good. Clowns always notice things.” “Ready?” “Ready.” “Wait. Why is there a banner saying ‘Happy Sixth Birthday, Bill’?” “Ah.” “Bill?” “My mum said nobody was coming.”